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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:22

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Unacceptable again!
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
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